Mystery Everything Boxes (You MUST read the description!) Pick up IN PERSON this weekend - details in the description.

• You will have to buy your boxes IN ADVANCE on the website. Buy them alone WITH NOTHING ELSE in your cart! (Please do this part, it makes our lives way easier.) Buy as many as you want.
• Many of the items are considered “large items.” I don't know what’s in these boxes, but most are long. Similar boxes have contained rugs, chair mats, Doca poles, pickup truck covers, garage flooring, gym mats, yoga mats, curtain rods, painting poles, fishing poles, lighting, and who knows what else.
• We will also have medium-sized and small boxes. Those can literally contain anything and everything. I do know I saw big piles of Play-Doh boxes, Nerf stuff, Granola, and kitchen items. But these boxes can contain literally anything Amazon sells. We have not opened them. Some have writing outside that will give you a clue; others will not.
• We have NOT checked the contents of these boxes. Items could be perfect, ok, or totally suck. You DO get to choose what boxes you take. As you know, the majority of our items are just fine.
• The boxes will be spread out around the parking lot to give everyone room to browse.
• You may NOT open boxes. You can look at them, scan them, read what’s on the box, or whatever. There are no exceptions to this. When we let people open boxes, some customers leave us an insane mess. For $5 a box, we are not dealing with that. If you don't like taking your chances, this is not the sale for you.

• You may not make piles. If you buy 20 tickets and can’t carry 20 things, you’ll have to redeem them a couple at a time, carry the stuff to your car, and come back. Why? Because people make massive piles in the beginning and then sort through it later and only take what they want. That means no one else got to get whatever they had while they “thought about it.”
• You can bring ONE adult with you to help. Don't bring your cousins, neighbors, in-laws, and everyone else. I'm Hispanic, I know if I told my family we were doing this, about 72 people would show up. You, ONE helper, and your kids are ok. If you want others to join, they'll need to purchase their own boxes.
• You MUST pre-buy boxes. You can’t come, find out there is awesome stuff, and buy more. Why? Because we have a set quantity on the website, we need to make sure there is enough for everyone.

You MUST pick up during the following days/hours. If you don’t, you forfeit your $5 and your item(s).

• Do not drive your car past the cones, through the cones, or OVER the cones. Yes, that has happened repeatedly.
• You CANNOT pick up regular orders unless we already have pickups scheduled. So that means you CANNOT pick up regular orders on Saturday between 12 and 2, and Sunday, not at all. We are open on Monday for regular pickups as scheduled. Please don’t put us in an uncomfortable position and ask if we will make an exception just for you. These sales are extremely labor-intensive for us, and we have people scheduled depending on what is going on.
• If you come to pick up and act like a jerk to any of our staff or to each other, I will personally ask you to leave, and you will NOT receive a refund.
• You can bring your kids if they stay next to you and don’t touch anything. Loose children running around the parking lot are a safety hazard to both themselves and everyone else participating in the sale. I will tell your kids to go to go back to you if this happens. If you give me any grief about this, goodbye, no refund.
• You MUST wear shoes. (smh I have to say this.)